your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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