8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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