Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have aggressive nipples.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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