girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's just like the Real World with babies
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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