you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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