Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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