i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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