I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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