Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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