so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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