I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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