There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
