I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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