i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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