it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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