in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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