i barfeds in our rink
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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