i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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