She's JV to your varsity
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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