Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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