Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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