I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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