just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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