Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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