it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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