Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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