I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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