he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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