Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

(323): View more from California

to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later

(410): View more from Maryland

I knew I liked you

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(530): View more from California

I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(407): View more from Florida

At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!

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(919): View more from North Carolina

No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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(303): View more from Colorado

other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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(260): View more from Indiana

I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch

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(989): View more from Michigan

You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.

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