Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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