Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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