I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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