I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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