it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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