alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
vagina is talking i cant
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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