I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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