My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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