quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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