Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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