Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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