If i come over, it means nothing
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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