that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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