it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
What a dumb baby whore.
He better not be in your backpack
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
