and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Shame - the story of my life.
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