Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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