why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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