I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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