The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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