I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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