The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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