do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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