I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
