Can Purell be used as lube?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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