i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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