I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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