I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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