So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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